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May 3, 2005
Keith Schwartz
Record-Eagle/Lara Neel
Keith Schwartz lost his pants after the Grand Traverse County Sheriff's Department said they were police issue.

Please step out of the brown pants, surrender them

Discarded police trousers spur inquiry

By
Record-Eagle staff writer

      TRAVERSE CITY - Nice pants, Keith Schwartz thought when he came across a pair of second-hand slacks at a local thrift shop.
      Grand Traverse County sheriff's officials didn't agree with his sartorial choice, however. After spying Schwartz in the well-worn brown britches with the distinctive leg stripes, a detective ran his name through a criminal computer and later showed up at his Traverse City residence to seize the pants.
      The charge? Authorities hinted the pants could be used to impersonate an officer, said Schwartz, who added that people often wait for the punch line when he tells the story.
      "I certainly appreciate the humor of it all, but I also worry about the dark undertones this has," he said.
      Schwartz was running errands in Traverse City early last month when a plainclothes sheriff's detective approached him about his pants - brown, sheriff-style uniform trousers he bought months earlier at a local Goodwill outlet.
      He'd paid $3.25 for the pants because they seemed durable and comfortable enough to wear during his nighttime gig cleaning office buildings.
      Clad in tennis shoes and riding a moped, Schwartz said he resembled anything but a police officer.
      But detective Dawn Wagoner stopped Schwartz and ran a background check on him. She didn't know if it was illegal for him to have the pants, but she told Schwartz to expect additional contact from authorities.
      "It was extremely surreal. I thought it was a joke," he said.
      Days later, Wagoner - under the direction of Undersheriff Nathan Alger - appeared at Schwartz's home and requested the pants.
      Wagoner offered to pay for them, but Schwartz's befuddled wife turned them over, no cost to the sheriff's department, he said.
      "These pants were not in pristine condition," said Schwartz, 47. "The stripe was actually coming off."
      State law prevents citizens from wearing Michigan State Police uniforms, but Sheriff Scott Fewins said he wasn't sure whether that applies to his department.
      Fewins said recent incidents involving police impersonators created a concern about non-officers wearing or possessing any type of police-issued clothing, although he doesn't believe Schwartz had any ill-intent.
      "I don't see it being a security issue, although they are very recognizable pants and every once in a while we have people trying to stop cars, which is something we are concerned about," Fewins said. "But if a guy was walking down the sidewalk with a bottom and top (uniform) but no badge, I believe it would be an issue the prosecutor would look at.
      "I don't think we would want them back, but we don't want people having them," Fewins added.
      Schwartz didn't ask for a refund, but he would like an explanation.
      "(Police) didn't elaborate about why I couldn't have them, they just said I couldn't have them," he said. "They said official uniforms are either supposed to be shredded or burned, not sold or discarded.
      Schwartz wonders what can and can't be worn, considering that items like hats and shirts with logos of the New York City police and fire departments are fashionable to wear and uniforms of all kinds are readily available at surplus stores and online.
      "It would have been different if I was wearing an insignia or something that said this was an official uniform, but they were no different than any other pants you could go out and buy," Schwartz said. "It is the whole issue of government sticking its nose into private lives where it shouldn't be ... it is ridiculous."
     
See Related Editorial:
      Drop the pants, or we'll put on the cuffs - May 8, 2005

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